KT

Alright you little mofos. Thanks for no help in deciding my future blog template. At least some decent minded people decided to tell me what they liked. Im probably going with the third one "woods."

Anyhow, In today's WONDERFUL little session, i will be talking about the male and female species!! How fun!! Please, for the easily offended males do not read this! Just giving you a warning! Anyhow, i am not saying AT ALL that ALL males are like this, im just pointing out a FEW guys that do things to piss women off! There are plenty of you kind young gentlemen out there.

Anyhow, i will start off by saying, what the hell?! Alrighty..

Topic 1: Girls dont know what they want?
This subject is brought up MANY times. Girls dont know what want, BLAH BLAH BLAH thats the only thing that a guy can complain about. Yes, it may be true that most girls do not know what they want, but its only because we take more time analyzing the pros and cons of things before jumping into something. SOME guys can just say to hell with it, i'll just screw her and forget about her later.

Topic 2: Guys cant take it.
MANY times have I been harrassed and frequently PISSED off by a few guys. The thing is, they can look down on, curse, and be a total ass to girls, but when girls try to give them a taste of their own medicine, all they do is bitch and moan!
On one incident, a girl was being frequently made fun of by a boy. The girl then said a few mean things about the boy and he went balistic. -.- typical. We girls get pissed off because you cant take your own crap that is being thrown at US. You guys think you're the victims of girls being on PMS, but its more of YOU guys being on PMS.

Topic 3: Boys just cant.
Can boys bleed for 7 days and still live? Can they create a child in their womb? Can they breast feed a baby!!??! NO I DONT THINK SO.

Topic 4: My own ranting.
Guys can only complain about one thing. They have to DEAL with us. Big freaking deal. We have to go through puberty where we start our menstruation! Menstruation is the most horrible thing in the world. I have the worst cramps. I feel like my insides are being twisted then ripped apart. We have to start caring about EVERYTHING you guys say and think about us, we have to be typically hairless. If a girl had hairy legs guys wouldnt like it. We have to pluck, wax our eyebrows. Hurts. Wax legs. Hurts alot. Bikini wax Supposedly hurts like a mofo. Then there is the brazilian bikini wax. Now i heard that was so painful i'd rather get run over by a car. In makeover shows guys are always like AHH that hurts when they get their eyebrows waxed. Boy, we DO IT ALL THE TIME. Girls have to go through menopause, PREGNANCY. You have no idea how strong woman are for going through pregnancy. I dare you to ask your mom EVERY detail about it, and then you'd understand. EVERY LAST DETAIL.
Then we have to deal with you guys dealing with us!! Menopause lasts forever.
It will be the most painful thing we go through other than pregnancy. We have to cook, clean, take care of children, even work. -.-...
When anyone, not just a chick, ANYONE is drinking soda DO NOT EVER, EVER tip it over. I was drinking soda and a certain someone tipped it over ON PURPOSE and it went all over my face, and in my nose. I was pissed. I was about to rip off his schlong, but did i do it? No, i kept my cool and just imagined myself doing it. Then laughing and not saying sorry?! wtf? apologize for god's sake! And if a girl gets something stolen from her, its a personal thing and we dont like to lose things. Stop saying oh get over it, or watever. When the girl takes something from YOUR possession as well and you start yelling and saying bitch, now THAT is being on PMS. It's karma. Deal with it.
Anyway, i hope you enjoyed my wonderful bitch-off! Or a.k.a complain session!
Tune in next time for me to complain about finals!! hooray!!!

-The biggest complainer ever, and PROUD of it.

posted by KT @ 9:06 PM